suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway
this one’s for you
For a non profit organization, the PokeCenter does surprisingly well.
The Little Merman and Flora the Flounder
GET OUT! O_O
I know! This is amazing! !!
havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back
having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back
having a crush on someone and finding out that they actually like you back
who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
I can’t even Händel these puns.
I’m Chopin at the bit to see what pun comes next….
This is going to turn into quite the Liszt.
We live in an age where everyone has a camera on them one way or another and information is spread around the globe at the speed of light and the degree at which we apply and regard security is at an all time high….
…. and somehow a two hundred feet long, three hundred thousand pound aircraft carrying two hundred and thirty-nine souls has completely vanished.
Our tiny blue marble has become frighteningly huge in the worst way possible
I JUST FUCKING DROOLED ON MYSELF
This gave me life